Funny Little Rhymes for Funny Little Kids by Nicola Franklin

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9781528909952
Published:
31 Jan 2020
Format:
Paperback
Number of pages:
36 pages
Dimensions:
234x156x6mm
Weight:
0.082kgs
Author:
Hey, kids. Do you like poems? What do you mean 'No'? Well, you'll change your tone when you read these. Get ready to receive a visit from the dreaded Doctor Doom who'll be making a house call to you armed with a big black bag full of horrid tasting medicines. You'll wish you were at school instead of home sick. Then poor old Nana loses her knickers in the middle of the street and has to go chasing after them. A sugar-fuelled, sock-chewing goat is loose on its family boat, causing chaos, there's a terrifying ghost haunting a rickety old garden shed, then the distant hoot of an owl will fill the air as you drift away to the magic of the night.
Hey, kids. Do you like poems? What do you mean "No"? Well, you'll change your tone when you read these. Get ready to receive a visit from the dreaded Doctor Doom who'll be making a house call to you armed with a big black bag full of horrid tasting medicines. You'll wish you were at school instead of home sick. Then poor old Nana loses her knickers in the middle of the street and has to go chasing after them. A sugar-fuelled, sock-chewing goat is loose on its family boat, causing chaos, there's a terrifying ghost haunting a rickety old garden shed, then the distant hoot of an owl will fill the air as you drift away to the magic of the night.

About the Author: Growing up, Nicola Franklin had dreams of becoming a cartoonist. She could spend hours with a pencil in hand scribbling away instead of doing her homework. Another of her favourite hobbies was (and still is) reading poetry, although she'd never made any attempt to write it. Then one day, she grabbed a pad and pen and decided to bring some of her quirky, animated comic characters into the world of rhyme.

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