Funnyology by Guy Newmountain

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9781035876495
Published:
25 Apr 2025
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Number of pages:
276 pages
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234x156mm
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0.000kgs
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Contrary to what those in the profession can easily start to believe, life does exist beyond the classroom; not only before, but during - and after - a career in Education. In this brand-new collection, writer Guy Newmountain presents a multi-faceted assemblage of hilarious true stories focusing on the more humorous aspects of everyday life. The book is illustrated throughout by the author himself, who readily accepts his own quirky eccentricity in observations stretching from earliest childhood through the most puerile teenage practical jokes to his working years in a score of different vocations.
Contrary to what those in the profession can easily start to believe, life does exist beyond the classroom; not only before, but during - and after - a career in Education. In this brand-new collection, writer Guy Newmountain, author of "Please I Can To The Toilet Go?" (The Memoirs Of A Supply Teacher), presents a multi-faceted assemblage of hilarious true stories focusing on the more humorous aspects of everyday life. The book is illustrated throughout by the author himself, who readily accepts his own quirky eccentricity in observations stretching from earliest childhood through the most puerile teenage practical jokes to his working years in a score of different vocations. Within these pages can be found a refreshingly broad range of anecdotes; all demonstrating vividly how life, with its many career changes, hair-raising predicaments and extraordinary experiences can be the longest, most unpredictable of tapestries. You really couldn't make it up!

About the Author: Guy Newmountain, a unique eccentric who defies categorisation, is a practising artist/illustrator, retired animator and occasional DJ. Most notably, however, he is a former teacher who worked in 130 different schools across the entire age-range; with a breadth of experience rare in the profession. Creator of children's fairytale The Man with the Eye at the End of His Finger, a short film meticulously hand-coloured pixel-by-pixel over a 27-year period and winner of multiple international awards, he is a guilty cola drinker with a fascination for contemporary fonts, TV title sequences, pioneering music videos and retro sci-fi. Parent to a wilfully muleheaded and mischievous black Labrador, he swims a mile each weekday, but never fails to visit the chip shop on a Friday night. Guy's previous book, "Please I Can to the Toilet Go?" (The Memoirs of a Supply Teacher), was published by Austin Macauley in March 2023.

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